Cheers mum and dad for running off to the casino and throwing a box of porridge at me and yelling, “HAPPY DINNER!”. That would be great I we had milk… And I liked porridge. (Taken with Instagram)
I was sitting in the surgery taking defies when I realized there a pair of giant tits right next to my head. I took it as a sign from god that this was going to be hilarious. Turns out it wasn’t. It just hurt. (Taken with Instagram)
my own tumblr boy ;p
WHO IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!
- What you said: I'm from Australia
- What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the Barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.